Eye heart eggs

My fork and knife are the wrong way around I know.

1. Breakfast is delicious- making this took me less than 10 minutes. I wish I could wake up 10 minutes earlier everyday to eat like this. But mornings just don't work like that. 20 mins feels like 5 minutes when you're trying to do 10 billion other things at once.

2. I kept flicking back to this photo during the day and it made me smile every single time. It set me up in a great mood for the day :D Instagram loved it too.

Jan packed arvo evening today including uni, eating out, going to the gym, oztag and making dinner, but super satisfying and now I'm about half a minute away from sweet slumber.

Have a lovely week people!

Deaf as a mofo today

I feel like there's cotton plugged in my ears. Last night the music blared on for so long and it was so loud. My ears. My poor ears.

In other news, today will be the second time I've driven with someone else apart from my parents in the passenger seat. Kinda nervous. But yes, one step closer to getting my P's, buying a car and getting away from here.

Kidding.

But really.

We are just different, okay?

K is one of my work friends and she's ALWAYS in a relationship. Over the few years that I've known her, I think I've seen about 4 of her boyfriends. 

How do people do that?

How can you escape a "serious" relationship and get into another one 2 weeks on?

I wish I could just dismiss my attachment with someone as easily as her. 

I remember on Valentines Day this year, in between arguing with Americans and making our reporting deadline, I was making frequent trips to the bathroom to see if she was ok. She was crying because she couldn't believe she was alone on Valentines Day. 

At one point, I just held up my hand to stop her blubbering because I needed to think. 

"GURL, I got 99 problems, but this... THIS AIN'T ONE, BIATCH. Don't waste my time, I have Americans to argue with", I said... in my head. 

Instead, I gave her my "we don't need no man" motivational speech (I'm really good at delivering this speech fml) but I don't think I embedded it in her brain deep enough because I bumped into her and her new bf yesterday at Haigh's (which is AWESOME btw). 

Maybe deep down inside ...

But if the Sultan of Brunei or Prince Harry are single .... (call me).

aaaaaaaaaaand we're back.

First day of uni today.

I got there early to hit up Coop for my tax leg before my lecture. Made my way through the line, got to the counter just to realise, DUN DUN DUNNNN, I had left my wallet at home.

Luckily K was just leaving the house as I called and I caught up with her at uni to pick up my wallet. Thank god.

Anywho, my tax lecturer looks like a bikie wearing a suit (with a bow tie and red pocket square!).  I respect that he has industry knowledge (nothing bugs me more than know-it-all academics, offence intended), but I find him seriously intimidating because the words "fucking" and "bullshit" fly out of his mouth (draped in bits of spit) in the middle of every sentence. Swearing won't make me like you more.

Stop trying to make tax law cool, because it ain't.

Like CTFD dude, it's just tax. Stop yelling at no one in particular, it's too alarming for a 9am class.

I have him again tomorrow morning. *hangs head*.

I'm either gonna sit up the back or wear a poncho to avoid getting rained on by his spit.

He's back!

Hey peeps. Guess who's back!!!

Today we had Ethiopian (harhar I had about half a dozen people make inappropriate jokes at work when I told them my Friday night plans) at crows nest and it was pretty damn neat.

I've never tried African cuisine before so this was a really interesting experience.

We ordered a range of chicken, beef, lamb and vego dishes and they were served with sorghum/teff pancakes that were rolled up like carpets hahaha. I'm gonna put some pics up on fb in the next few days, so those who are fortunate enough to be my fb friend, you'll see :):)

In other news, I went to work today for a meeting and saw all the peeps I wanted to see (or who's left standing anyway). At the meeting, the ice breaker we had to do was to talk about the highlights/facts of our busy season (a clear example of how original our ideas are). There were so many people saying stuff like "oh I never had to work a minute past 5.45". My bottom jaw hit the floor. Even during non-peak season I rarely finish before 6. Some people are so lucky.



Digressing, I'm still in my TED phase, but I can't watch talks that are not about the human condition. It's so interesting how people have spent so many years researching stuff that we take for granted. And pretty much in the space of 20 minutes they offload the basic gist of their research to millions of people all over the world. Tres cool, tres cool. It's one of the few apps on my phone that make me become smarter haha.

This is probably the randomest collection of thoughts, but whatevs bruh, it's Friday I can do whatevuh I want. :)

Hope y'all have a lovely weekend. It's gonna rain for sure, so, I'm guessing homework weekend?