Shit happens... mostly today.

This morning I :

1. Slept in.
2. was late so skipped breakfast.
3. Got a nosebleed when I was trying to wash my face. M gave me hell last time that happened because I got blood on my towel. (what else am I supposed to do?)
4. Was damn sore all over (going down stairs HURT SO MUCH) so I didn't wear a pair of heels
5. Slammed the door on my hand on the way out
6. Hit my head on the car when i was trying to get in
7. Almost got run over by a bus because I wasn't looking while crossing the road to get to the station
8. Stepped in a puddle at CQuay and lost my shoe.  Yes. There was a bit of dirt at the bottom of the puddle and it just sucked my shoe in. I yanked it back out and put it back on. and squelched all the way to the building, up the lift and into our audit room.
9. Audit room was empty. My senior said we'd be here, but they weren't. Called. Decision made on friday night to stay in the office.  I sighed and left the building.
10. Flagged a cab and it sprayed water on me when it stopped. (at that point, I felt like running into oncoming traffic).
11. Tried to take my umbrella down, but the gust of wind was so strong, it just broke.
12. Finally got to work and slipped because i stepped onto a plastic takeway container lid.
13. In the office I ate some fruit. And a bit of a WORM.
14. Needed a coffee and the coffee machine was broken.
15. Sat down and looked at my feet.  FREAKING HELL my shoe was completely soaked through and the dye was seeping onto my foot.  I looked at my pile of work and thought- hmm I'll do this first and then head down to Nine West at lunch.
16. Lunch time- my feet are now black. Quite literally.  And my team and I are meeting over lunch to "catch up".
17. I sneak out after and buy a pair of shoes. $139 + waterproofer ($8). I hope these last. That only took 5 minutes.
18. Then it was really good for a few hours.  Coffee machine started working again- I got my cap and my spirits brightened when I got a few invitations to play words with friends (iPhone is damn awesome)
19. Time to go home. It was raining. Rohan didn't let me buy an umbrella. HE LITERALLY DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM THE UMBRELLA STAND >: ( 
20. Fell over again for the second time! I was trying to step over some water (to prevent my NEW shoes from getting wet) and overestimted my flexibility and landed on my ass. At this point I was beyond crying and was just marvelling at my bad luck.
21. Then R and I had a pleasant journey on the train ride home.

Conclusion; Today was so shit and I hope tomorrow is so much better.  I know alot of this stuff would have been prevented if I went to sleep earlier last night. If I was more alert, I could have avoided so much. But those shoes really needed to go, and I had a legit excuse to buy those shoes. I got home and everyone was just looking at my feet. They were so black. HAHAHA.

:( Is this Karma?