Did badly in an exam? This is for you!

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his


bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that

was addressed to ‘Dad.’



With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling

hands and read the letter.



Dear Dad:



I’m sorry to be writing to you like this. I didn’t think I had much choice. I had to

elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom

and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,

tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older

than I am.



But it’s not only the passion… Dad, she’s pregnant.

Stacy says that we will be very happy. She lives in a trailer in the

woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream

of having many more children.



Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really

hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the

other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.



In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself.



Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to

know your grandchildren.



Love, Your Son John



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just

wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report

card that’s in my center desk drawer.



I love you. Call me when it’s safe to come home.

 
 
This is hilarious. HAHA