the many uses of sanitary products

Hey guys, comment allez-vous?

It's occurred to me that there are a few products which have more than one use.  A prime example is the use of sanitary products. I would like to point out that if anyone is feeling queasy at me mentioning 'sanitary products', now would be a good time to stop reading.

Aside from their usual feminine use purposes, I've come to realise that there are three more ways to use these.

1. Turn into a superhero - LibraMan.

Remember this? Best ad ever.

Tried and tested? Saw a few people decked out in pads at our themed Christmas Party last year.
How? Stick them all over yourself and suddenly you become the zzzchhoong zchooong LibraMan.


2. Stop a nosebleed.

Self explanatory. 
This may be an effective way of soaking up the blood from your nose, but I can imagine it to be damn painful when you're trying to yank it out.

3. Stop an Asian guy from making a noise so you can continue taunting and robbing him.
Note: You need a female.
Tried and tested? Apparently so.  I feel so bad for that guy.
How? Pull a dirty tampon out of your pants and shove it in the mouth of your victim.  That will shut him/her up for sure.

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For those who ceebs reading the article, basically 2 asian students were mugged and tormented by a group of 6 teen hooligans.  They were glassed, had their money taken, racist stuff was screamed at them and obviously one had a bloody (ew) tampon thrusted into his mouth. Everytime I read/think of that, I get the chills down my spine.  This is just as bad as eating poo.

It is SO gross. SO SO GROSS I cannot believe someone did this.  On second/third thought, this is probably even worse than eating poo.  At least poo is digested leftovers. We all did PD/H/PE, we should all know that the other stuff has unfertilised egg (ALMOST EMBRYO = ALMOST FOETUS = ALMOST BABY), blood and slime. Ew. 

OK. So to put things in perspective, EVERYONE on the train was getting mugged.  It just so happened that one passenger pointed to the Asians on the train, saying "rob them, they are Asian and have got money". The woman who said this was probably panicking, but if I could meet her, I'd give her a big hard slap across the face.  HEY LADY, thanks for stereotyping.

At the moment, I am so glad I am on a train line where everyone else who gets on looks very much like me. If someone on my train screamed out "rob them, they are Asian and have got money", the thief would look around and get confused because there would be so many of us. And because there would be so many of us, hopefully someone would stand up against the hooligans and strike a few Jackie Chan moves.

Anyone with weibo will know that there has been a HUGE reaction from the Chinese population.  I guess Australia doesn't look that good now, we're being accused of being more tolerant of racists etc. It's a bit ironic isn't it.  In HK, people are racists against the mainlanders "dai lok yun", causasians "guai low", subcontinental folk "yun dow yun", etc you know what I mean. They even hate against their own kind - I was talking to my sister in English (first language, yknow) on the MTR when we were in HK.  Some teen girl yells across the carriage "you guys think you're so great, just because you've been soaking in salty water (educated overseas), you think you're above the rest of us".

Hmm. This turned into a really race focussed discussion.  Didn't mean for this to happen. I just rambled.

Anyway., my final midsem tomorrow. :(