Mean moments

To dear the disgusting fob girl on my train, you are a disgrace to asians and a Freaking nuisance on public transport. If you are going to be texting the ENTIRE trip, please be considerate to other commuters and turn the darn keypad sounds off. I don't give a crap about your japanese phone- if you can't turn the high pitched beep off, quite frankly. I don't think you should be allowed in asmall confined space with other people. Especially because you kicked your shoes off and started stretching your toes. That was just not okay. I wanted to join you at some point. I would have also kicked my shoes off only to stab you in the eye with the heel, and to use my bare foot to mash up your fobtastic beeping phone. Next time I see you, be warned, I will not hold back.