mushrooms and finance essays

Pan fried button mushrooms vs oven baked ones. I think I like the latter better. When they're in the oven, they don't lose their pillowy juiciness (covered with foil), rather, if you put them together with bacon strips, they'll soak up the fatty goodness and become super pillowy and juicy bacon-esque button mushrooms. I also poached eggs this morning after I got back from le-gym. (why gym you ask? Because compared to last week, I gained a questionable kilo. Muscle mass hopefully? Also because last night I read in a Chinese paper that gyms are the cleanest in the morning)

ANYWAY, today I also realised how important finance (the subject) actually is. I keep moaning on and on about how much I hate it but I never really realised that it would be so... Substantial? I'm writing 1000 words about negative gearing, and it's dawned on me how practical this question is. It's not like my other subjects where stuff you do at uni will probably differ from what you do in the job. Negative gearing is HELLA important and so very interesting, especially to people looking to buy property. People like me (in the future ofc). We have to discuss the advantages and disadvantages of negative gearing, with regards to the risk and return based on the volatility market, also making reference to the finance media. I'm really glad. This assignment was made for me. Tell me to write 1000 words about financial theories or the black-scholes model, and I will scream, cry and give you hell.

Dear AL, even though you're bad at lecturing and good at setting shitty midsem exam questions, THANK YOU so much for setting a 'real life' essay question so that I can redeem myself after the horrid MSE.

I wish I was passionate about finance.