Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Video Update

THIS MAY BE OLD NEWS, but whatever.

Remember a while back, everyone would huddle around the tv to watch MASTERCHEF? and everyone was sorely disappointed when that stupid telegraph article was wrong about the outcome?

WE SHOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED ANYMORE

BECAUSE POH HAS HER OWN COOKING SHOW ON ABC, and HAS 2 COOKBOOKS :D

ISN'T IT A GRAND DAY TODAY?


What else?  Well after splitting the 5 minute video into 2 parts, I finally uploaded the video is less time. YUSS

It's not that interesting; but the running commentary is quite funny.  For those who aren't capped, enjoy!







The Gee video was WAY too long. So I cbb trying to upload it again.  I'll wait till my fast net comes back. Can't wait.

Another shocking thing I read about today was about the dude who raped 125 women over the duration of 9 years.  Holy crap. Talk about being desperate.  He should follow in the foot steps of alot of korean girls/girlymen and get some kind of facial reconstruction/botox/plastic chin/fake nose, etc to enhance the aesthetic quality of his face so that girls will run after him instead. 

What's worse is he's married with a kid in pre-school. Wow. People like this shouldn't get the death penalty; but some kind of really torturous penalty that really, really hurts.  ETERNAL PAIN. What a monster. ==;

Since I'm on a news rant, here is something else I read about today. THE PARASITIC TWIN LIVING IN A TODDLER'S BODY. Yes. Nature can be so cruel. As if let babies grow in babies, and let the baby be abandoned by original parents, to be in the care of some poor family. :( They can't afford the surgery. Say what?! :(

Now onto some disturbing facts.  Last night I couldn't sleep that well, so I decided to check how much of my cap I've used up in the past 2 days.  I pressed the "3" button and scrolled down.  TO MY UTMOST HORROR, I saw pictures of nearly naked big bossomed females sprawled in vulgar position across my screen. WHAT IN THE WORLD?! IT WASN'T EVEN MIDNIGHT YET! Quite disturbing, but I calmed down when the picture below that was of Taylor Lautner posing with co-star, Kristen Stewart.  8) When I scrolled down some more, there was ANOTHER crazy picture of a female so I just closed the application and started to think about gene homologues to cleanse my brain from all that.

Obviously, all that cleansing was useful, since I didn't dream about anything like that. Baaahahaha. BY THE WAY, the way to pronounce Lautner, is "LAUT-NAH" not "LORT-NER". 8) I hear so many people say it wrong and it just irritates me. Just like how some guy at Swot Shop used to call me "BLINDOOR" (lol doesn't that look like tandoori? HAHA). Freaking ignoramus. I told him so many times. "The proper way to pronounce my name is BEL-IN-DAH" and he'd always say something stupid and pointless like "HOKAAY! *head wiggle* BLIN-DOOOR".   NGGH. Even thinking about it frustrates me.

But because of him, I've been able to tolerate alot of names I've been called.  These include Blenda (gosh, my boss wrote that on my pay envelope!), Beyinda- wtf? I don't even know how that came to be :(  actually, it's not alot.  Just these two gayones. XD

Once I was checking out some groceries at Coles, and there was this girl called "BILLYNDER"

HOW COOL IS THAT?

If my name was Billynder, I'd get everyone to call be Billy. Which is a cool name. Especially for a girl. 8)

But no. No such luck for me. I get stuck with a boring one. D:

Humdidum. So yes. This concludes my 2nd blog for the day.

==; I talk so much!

ciiiaaaoo

pohpohpoh :)

PS. Michael keeps mentioning this burger shop to me, and I really want to see whether their burger tastes as good as he says. HERE IS THE POST he made about it.  If I ever go (hopefully sometimes next week~ or even tomorrow, I think I'm free in the arvo Japanese Extension tomorrow, I'll go and try that burger. $4.50 for burger and fries sound pretty cheap!)

People also rave on and on about Wagyu burgers. I've never shared this love for Wagyu beef. In Japan, we went to this Wagyu restaurant, and I think I ate my body weight's worth of beef that day. I feel sick even when thinking about it ==;

The only burgers I eat often are fillet-o-fish at MacDonalds. lol

13 screams of joy:

Anonymous said...

Castration is the answer.

Belinda isn't even a weird name xD

Go Poh!

alice . said...

lol how can you pronounce Belinda wrong? It's even worse than people pronouncing my name incorrectly xD

mishmashmosh said...

@details: haha. OH I KNOW, give him a vagina. T_T; Give him a wig and chuck him onto the street so he can get raped by another predator. Give him a taste of his own medicine. lol

The more times you look at the word Belinda, the weirder it looks.

TEAM POH!

Anonymous said...

THERE WILL BE NO GEE VIDEO

Anonymous said...

You don't need a vagina xD
Men sometimes rape men too ...

Anonymous said...

OMG I read those articles about the retarded rapist and pregnant baby. GOSH SO FREAKY AND WEIRD :/

sy

Z-hang said...

....too much information O_o...still, thats just sick >_>.. too bad theres no such thing as crucifixion these days, huh? [though thats massive human rights killing right there...still...ergh >_>]

wagyu beef; i reckon its overrated- true it tastes nice and its all tender, but eh, i guess us peasants don't have leet tastebuds masterchef-style

Mysterious Stranger said...

YES my other self says the truth abt wagyu beef!!!!!!

Harhar you should try out the "Big" Mac. Size depends on where you go, as is whether its actually big or not...

mishmashmosh said...

@alice: lol ALEEES

@borbor; but it's so good!

@details: women are raped more often than men. You know some men claim to be raped by women. *cough* how does that happen if you do not consent? ;D

@samcuties: YOU'RE WEIRD TOO. :)

@james; crucifixion sounds cruel but i think it would be a fit punishment for that serial rapist. D:

@ms: ANGUS BURGER

Mini said...

"how does that happen if you do not consent?"

Well for one, say, a 16 year old girl could 'rape' her 15 year old boyfriend.

It's classified rape as that boy cannot give consent as he's under 16 years of age.

Naturally, his parents would have to consent... But imagine her going up to his parents "Um, I wanna... " XD --> In other words, consent would never be granted and the girl would get charged (and probably convicted) for rape if the police found out.

Quentin said...

HAHA. Fat Julie gets a crap column in some magazine which women with lots of time read, while Poh gets her own tv probram. And Fat Julie gets one cookbook (with a missing chapter, and chapters containing recipes stolen from other families), while Poh's got two of her own.

Darth Gaylord said...

H-what about Smelinda.

mishmashmosh said...

@ Mini: Yeah I couldn't help but lol at that one. I meant grown up men. I did say MEN didn't I ? ;D;D 15 year old kids aren't men.\

@quentin: YAY FOR TRUE WINNAH TEAM POH!

@ Darth: that osunds like a read name.

 
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